10 Stupid Things Private Investigators Watch Gringos Doing in Costa Rica!

1. Putting down a ton of money for a property that’s not been built without having their own attorney performing all the necessary due diligence, to help with all the agreements and the escrow account!
2. Nominating their new, young and very sexy Costa Rican girlfriend as one of the executive officers on their Costa Rican corporation which owns their home in Costa Rica, their bank account or their car… Or all three!
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3. Buying their girlfriend or wife a car that is much faster than any car that you have… Because you may have to follow them at a later date.
4. Re-hiring the same lousy attorney that allowed them to be ripped-off or, actually ripped them off the first time around.
5. Hiring an attorney that does not speak perfect English, who does not return phone calls or e-mails.
6. If you are married and you’re trying to be discrete about an extra-marital relationship in Costa Rica, think twice before you load up the photographs of your new girlfriend in your new apartment in Costa Rica on your Facebook page! Remember there are professionals like me who work for your wives in the US and this is making my life just way too easy.
7. If you are having an affair with a young lady here in Costa Rica, try not to leave the Western Union receipts of the money that you have been sending to her on your desk at home! Again thank you for making my life way too easy – I love the beach!





8. You might also want to think about NOT taking home a ‘T’ shirt souvenir to your wife from the Hotel Del Rey in San José or the Beatle Bar in Jaco (both well known house of “ill repute”) but again thanks for the help.
9. If you’re having an ‘affair’ with a girl here never charge your room to your wife’s credit card, but if you do…? Thanks again for the help… I like the beach.
10. If you are ‘involved’ with a girl down here, never let a complete stranger take a photo of you with your arms around her, but again thanks! I love the beach.

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Andrew Makarik

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Andrew Makarik is the main editor of WeLoveCostaRica, a fan of this sunny country. He is also a loving husband and a has a lovely daughter. By being a devoted family man and the biggest Costa Rica fan, he wants to make more people feel at home there. WeLoveCostaRica unites people and helps them find new home or a new travel destination. This website is a friendly community where everyone can find not only information, but also new friends and travel pals. Andrew is also passionate about IT and programming, so he himself maintains a friendly atmosphere in this cozy environment of WeLoveCostaRica.com.