If I Were President, If You Were…
No, I’m not running. This is a hybrid article about something else. Call it fantasy, metaphor, excursion into the wild blue yonder. It’s as real or unreal as things are to you when you imagine them.
Have you ever experienced, with full-bodied impact, a future that didn’t exist, a new day that hadn’t come yet? Have you ever fallen asleep and had a dream that was more real than waking life? If so, you qualify as a candidate for the Presidency…
Okay. Here we go.
Ahem. Let me start off by saying this a metaphysical article, because on that level I am already President of the United States…and if that sounds ridiculous…good. Let’s begin from the ridiculous, since that’s where this country is anyway.
With me so far? All right.
Second; my background. I’ve been working as an investigative reporter for 30 years, because it enables me to skewer what’s happening in the place called “Earth Reality.”
Earth Reality is a rather pathetic locale. Many things are taking place that shouldn’t be. I believe we can all agree on this.
I concur with Barack Obama on one issue. Executive Orders are a powerful instrument for change, and as President, I would employ them to the fullest.
For example, I would decree, on a day of my choosing, that all buildings and facilities of the FDA and the CDC shall be emptied of humans, after which those buildings would be thoroughly fumigated, and those agencies would cease, finally, to exist.
On this count alone, I think you should elect me as President.
To replace the FDA and the CDC, I would issue a new decree, establishing that “medical treatment” will forthwith be accomplished by voluntary private contract between “practitioner” and “client.”
Anyone can be a practitioner. There are no more licenses.
In these private contracts, clients agree to take responsibility for the outcome of treatment. There will be no law suits.
And no one can be forced to take a medical drug or vaccine.
Those steps will create a new burgeoning economy throughout the land.
Furthermore, the purported harm that may result from the ingestion of a drug or nutritional supplement is the responsibility of the patient or client. If you have doubts about a drug or vitamin, don’t take them. If you need information in order to make a choice, consult the many sources of research and advice that will spring up in the new economy.
Back to the metaphysical for a moment. Believe it or not, there are, in a real sense, alternative streams of time. Possible futures. Just as there are “what-could-have-been” pasts that never materialized, owing to a lack of imagination and courage.
In the time stream I inhabit, where I am already President, things are looking rosy. Quite so. Freedom is expanding at an astonishing clip. Onerous and criminal Globalist trade treaties have already been wiped off the map.
David Rockefeller, Zbiggie Brzezinski, and the inner core of the CFR, Trilateral Commission, Bilderberger Group, and other such lunatic organizations are trying to make a go of several gas stations and tanning salons in Death Valley.
Of course, in Earth Reality, as President, I would do whatever it takes to cancel NAFTA, CAFTA, GATT, and all the other no-tariff treaties, in order to protect American businesses from predatory mega-corporations who have no allegiance beyond their bottom lines. My Executive Orders would probably bring about a Constitutional crisis. We’ve needed one of these for a long time. The Supremes would try to overrule me, the Congress would rise up like the pathetic losers they are, and I would step in and make my case directly to the American people.
I would tell them the Globalists have sacked and pillaged their country by closing down factories here and sending jobs overseas, where people work for a few pennies an hour. I would speak plainly. And often. Very often.
Eventually I would win. You would surely stand up and help me.
My Attorney General (not some schmuck) would be tasked with invading (with warrants) Monsanto facilities all over the country and making hundreds of arrests—on a charge of mass poisoning (Roundup). And the ensuing trials would be broadcast on the Net in full. Rest assured, my administration would find actual scientists (not paid-off slimeballs) to back our case, with something you may have heard of, called evidence.
These show trials would expose hundreds of instances of intentional scientific fraud, as well as prior government collusion with Monsanto (leading to more arrests).
Would we be having a little fun so far? I believe so.
Then on to the Federal Reserve. As you know, that’ll be a sizzler. Private banks parading as a federal agency? Inventing money out of thin air? Charging interest on it? Secretly regulating booms and busts? Bringing the faces of Fed Reserve bankers out in the open will result in a kind of negative-space Mt. Rushmore.
Back to metaphysics again. You see, there is a future in which we’ve already won. It’s sitting there like a cosmic plate of pancakes and butter and maple syrup on a kitchen table on a spring morning full of promise. Endless promise.
We just need to make a couple of turns in the road and go around a bend, and there it is.
How can I know all this? Because, like you, I’ve been involved in a few wonderful projects whose future fruition was tangible and palpable, as real as anything can be real—and then some faceless self-aggrandizing ego derailed them. Because he could. Because he was, say, the president of a college where I was working, and I had a fantastic—well, that’s another story for another time. But you get the point.
You can feel a better and freer future before it happens. You know it’s there. Because, and let’s all finally admit it, imagination creates reality. That’s not a New Age slogan. That’s the way the cosmos operates, and more importantly, that’s the way we operate, when we emerge from the shadows.
I’m not talking about a snap of the fingers and a rainbow appearing. I’m talking about dreams…and then making them fact in the world
I’m just warming up here. There are certainly other earth-Reality issues I can comment on, and probably will. Other issues on which I would, as President, take decisive action.
Such as: the federal funding of schools whose grossly illegal mission is the teaching of values, and the twisted little snipers who do the teaching. Needless to say, that would all stop. On a dime.
In case there is still any metaphysical confusion, I am already President in the space I inhabit (as are you, by the way), and I am also projecting the possibility of becoming President in the sad and screwed up and bent space called America.
There are better times ahead, since they already exist—which we would know if we owned up and confessed we are already looking at them.
For many moons, I’ve been relentless about attacking the sacred institutions of society, and with good reason. That doesn’t mean I want failure. I know people who do, and I avoid them like the plague.
On the other hand, I also know people who, operating on far less than a full deck, go through life with an empty glazed grin, and believe the (fill in the blank) are coming from the sky to rescue us. That’s another kind of plague.
You could say I inhabit a space between those two, which as it turns out is far larger than both of them put together. It actually has no limit. It opens up when you live through and by imagination.
It’s true home, and it always was.
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The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world.
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