Mexico’s Vampire Woman Arrives in Costa Rica

[Andrew]

It is with great joy that I [url=http://www.nacion.com/2012-09-15/Entretenimiento/la-mujer-vampiro-esta-en-el-pais.aspx]read in La Nacion[/url] this morning of the arrival in Costa Rica of Mexican Attorney María José Cristerna (????) AKA the “Vampire Woman” who is here in San José for a tattoo convention.

This short video shot last year will give you a clear idea of what she has done to herself and you might to leave any small children out of the room when you watch this:

Can you believe she’s an attorney…?

Which reminds me:

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

If any of our VIP Members going to this convention, please do email me the photos….

Scott

[DavidCMurray]

Okay, I gotta ask . . . Does anyone know anything about the licensure of tattoo “artists” in Costa Rica and, in particular, the sanitation standards, if any?

[Andrew]

I had somewhat “inappropriate” tattoo done when I was in the Royal Marine Commandos 30++ years ago – long story – and had it covered up here in San José about five years ago and, I can’t speak for all tattoo artists here but if anything, it was way cleaner that any of the tattoo shops I remember visiting in the U.K. (I used to love motorcycles…)

I do know that they must register their ink here so I’m assuming that they are fairly strict…

On the [url=http://www.ministeriodesalud.go.cr/]Ministerio de Salud[/url] website you’ll find:

1. [url=http://www.ministeriodesalud.go.cr/empresas/formularios/DRS_formulario_solicitud_registro_tintas_tatuajes.doc]Formulario para la solicitud del registro de tintas para tatuajes[/url]

2. [url=http://www.ministeriodesalud.go.cr/index.php/guias-para-el-registro-de-productos-de-interes-sanitario/doc_download/1279-guia-de-instruccion-para-la-presentacion-del-expediente-para-el-registro-de-tintas-para-tatuajes]Guía de instrucción para la presentación del expediente para el registro de tintas para tatuajes.[/url]

3. [url=http://www.pgr.go.cr/Scij/Busqueda/Normativa/Normas/nrm_repartidor.asp?param1=NRM&nValor1=1&nValor2=54228&nValor3=74161&strTipM=FN]Reglamento para el Funcionamiento de Establecimientos Centros de Tatuajes y Perforaciones Corporales.[/url]

Are you thinking of starting up a new tattoo business in Grecia David? You might meet some “interesting” people…

Scott

[DavidCMurray]

[quote=”Scott”]
Are you thinking of starting up a new tattoo business in Grecia David? You might meet some “interesting” people…
Scott
[/quote]

Most assuredly NOT, Scott. And please don’t start any rumors that might find their way back to my [i]esposa[/i].

[elindermuller]

@ 2bncr

considering that this lady is a latin woman, I think American women are not THAT bad 😆

[VictoriaLST]

Can you imagine her in the courtroom? “I OBJECT! Overrule me and the forces of darkness will destroy you!”

[camby]

[quote=”VictoriaLST”]Can you imagine her in the courtroom? “I OBJECT! Overrule me and the forces of darkness will destroy you!”[/quote]

In a past life, was a deputy sheriff and first 13-14 months on job, was assigned to the court house..met many interesting people in the system, none like this!!

[Author]

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