My Philosophy On ‘Middle Age’ in Costa Rica.

Having just turned 56 years old I wanted to make my thoughts clear for those comedians out there who now accuse me of being ‘old.’

Pah!

You see here’s the way I look at it …

If I’m classified as an adult only when I reach the age of 18 years then my real ‘adult’ life doesn’t begin until then, right?

Since I have every intention of living until I’m 100 years old – and only dying after we’ve finished making love (please see note #1 below) – then there are a total of 82 ‘adult’ years during that time, correct?

So if we divide 82 years into 2 we get 41 which is smack, dab in the middle of our ‘adult’ years, you’re still with me, yes?

So if I add 41 on top of those first 18 years that means that ‘middle age’ only begins at age 59, correct?

So therefore at age 56 I’m still 3 years away from even starting my “middle-ageness,” right?

Dadah!

* Note #1: Please don’t tell my wife! 🙂

Written by Scott Oliver, author of 1: How To Buy Costa Rica Real Estate Without Losing Your Camisa, 2: Costa Rica’s Guide To Making Money Offshore and 3. ¿Cómo Comprar Bienes Raíces en Costa Rica, Sin Perder Su Camisa?

Andrew Makarik

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Andrew Makarik is the main editor of WeLoveCostaRica, a fan of this sunny country. He is also a loving husband and a has a lovely daughter. By being a devoted family man and the biggest Costa Rica fan, he wants to make more people feel at home there. WeLoveCostaRica unites people and helps them find new home or a new travel destination. This website is a friendly community where everyone can find not only information, but also new friends and travel pals. Andrew is also passionate about IT and programming, so he himself maintains a friendly atmosphere in this cozy environment of WeLoveCostaRica.com.